What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why are snakes hard to fool?
They have no legs to pull.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A teddy boar.
How do you apologize to a sloth? BEAR your heart and soul.
What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
He was a bison.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Where do parrots get away on holiday? To the beak!
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What happened when the two giraffes had a race?
It was neck and neck.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
What is a koala’s favorite pop singer? Koala Rae Jepsen. Her most popular song? “Koala Me Maybe”.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
How do lions greet people?
"Pleased to eat you!"
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
What type of snake does a baby play with?
A rattlesnake.
Escaped snakes make some people hiss-terical.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.