What do you call two rabbits racing down the road? The fast and the furriest.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What’s black and white and bounces?
A rubber panda.
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then I realised "am I really this shellfish"?
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
How do whales make a decision?
They flipper coin.
What’s a snow princess’s glow worm’s favourite song?
Let it Glow, Let it Glow!
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Did you hear about the scared kangaroo?
Yeah, he was a bit jumpy.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
I hate worms and snakes because they have no feet.
You might say that I am lacktoes intolerant.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
I'm going to combine my interests of taxidermy and bomb making
by making you an otter you can't defuse.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.