What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Why don't squirrels wear skinny jeans?
Because their nuts won't fit.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
Iceberg lettuce!
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
Why did the bear dissolve in water?
It was polar.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman?
At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Why do people like working at the Red Lobster?
It helps them get out of their shell.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?
A perch!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fishually impaired.
I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Why do ants work so hard?
They are all serv-ants.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How do you find out how heavy a whale is?
Take them to a whale-weigh station.
Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.