Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Why did the girl pour glue into her fishbowl?
She wanted to make a fish stick!
What do you call a fish that floats on the surface?
Bob.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Baby seal walks into a club...
Years later he would sing A kiss from a rose in the same club.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do 99 percent of pigs ask for on their hamburgers? Piggles.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
What do yuppie sharks like to drink?
Jaw-va.
Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do dogs say when something cool happens?
Paw-some.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
The big cat was known around town to wear a lot of funky ties. Everyone called him the tie-ger.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What sea creature never tells the truth
A lion fish.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
I asked a panda if he was my friend.
He said, “Just bearly”.
Have you ever heard of the Poder bird?
It is also known as the Toucan
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.