What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
My dog won’t get off the PlayStation He’s been playing Fi-fur all day.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Why don’t dolphins have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
What do you call it when a family passes down a turkey recipe?
Copy and basting.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
What kind of whale can fly?
A Pilot whale.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing constrictor.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
Which condiment is a mouse’s favourite?
Mouse-tard.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw?
Because they don’t know how to cook it.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What did the father buffalo say to his kid when he left for college?
Bi son!
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?
A mouse-tache!
Who was the most infamous terrorist in llama history?
Osama Bin Llama.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!