What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
Once you've seen one Lion eat a Giraffe...
You've seen a maul!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburned panda.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common?
They can't be deboned.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
What side does the zebra have the most stripes on?
The outside.
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.