Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
How does a crab go when it's right?
"Aw, snap!"
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
In order to be efficient, I named my parrots Roger, Gene, and Mick.
Two Byrds, one Stone.
I heard someone broke out of prison using a sheep
I didn’t believe it until I saw the news and he was on the lamb.
Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt-Arctica.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster
What's more impressive than a talking fish?
A spelling bee.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
What does a skunk’s car run on?
Fumes.
What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What fish like to fly?
Flying Fish
What is a seals favorite subject?
Art Art Art Art!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
Which birds go to church a lot?
Birds of pray.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What do koalas do when they’re facing a tough situation? They grin and bear it.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.