Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
I'm giving away a free legless parrot.
No perches necessary.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
Due to social distancing, I had a conversation with a spider today,
Seems nice, he’s a web designer.
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
Why do bee keepers have beautiful eyes?
Because they hold bees. (Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder)
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
What do seals do when they need medical attention?
Sea kelp.
What happened when the koala tripped and fell in a crowded restaurant? He got embearassed.
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Our kids tee ball team, the Tigers, won the championship. All the parents were very proud and put in for a little statuette of the front of a tiger to give them to celebrate. When it came in, for some reason it was the back half of a tiger.
Needless to say, it was a cat ass trophy.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do sea monsters eat?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
Who has better beer: Rabbits or Kangaroos?
Kanagaroos. While they both do great with the hops, Kangaroos just have a little more kick!
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Why did the viper, viper nose?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?
Wave to it.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!