Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
A werewolf that is confused on what to wear is not a dumb one, instead it is a what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede?
Bacon and Legs.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call a parrot that won’t eat?
A Polly-no-meal.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Why did the parrot cross the road? Just beak-ause!
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What is a dog’s favorite dessert?
Pupcakes.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.