What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What happened when Turbo lost his shell? He began to feel sluggish.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
How do you save a drowning mouse? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What is a bear’s favorite soda?
Coca Koala.
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
A crab didn't help his friend,
he's shellfish.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
What do you call a lobster with a Christmas hat?
Santa Claws
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
Which hotel do mice most often use?
The Stilton.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
How was the first giraffe made?
Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
These ideas are too shellow, they won’t be of any help.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?
Buoyant!
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.