How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What do polite whales always say?
You’re whale-come.
What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes?
“I hope I didn’t quack any.”
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.