He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
How is a pig’s tail like 4 o’clock in the morning? It’s twirly.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Who is a polar bear’s favorite musician?
Seal.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
There was a weird Crab
Whenever he used to walk, his claws used to make a ta-ta-ta-ta sound.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What do you call a stampeding herd of llamas?
The alpacalypse.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?
Addercadabra and abradacobra.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How does spider man always come up with such clever comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Did you get to hear his new collection of wolf puns? They are howl-arious, absolutely rib cracking.
Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they haven’t got any pockets.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What did the puppy say to his mum?
I woof you.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together.
It was toucan fusing.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do polite whales always say?
You’re whale-come.