When you come across a lost wolf, the first greeting should be, “how are you where-wolf”.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
Monty Python.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
Besides eucalyptus leaves, what is a koala bear’s favorite vegetable? Koalaflower.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
Whatever floats your goat.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
I just learned how to speak parrot.
What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why is a giraffe’s neck so long?
Because its head is so far from its body.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do fish get high?
Seaweed.
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
What birds like to write?
Penguins!
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
All seals live at the same elevation
Seal level.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout?
A monkfish.