What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
Where do fish go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
A wolf that uses bad language is known as a swearwolf.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
What do you call a secret group of llamas?
The i-llama-nati.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What did the lollipop lady say to the zebra crossing?
'You're stripping me of a job.'
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
What does a bookworm do during a baseball game? Worm the bench.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
How do sick kangaroos get better?
They have a hoperation.
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
What do you call a snake that builds things?
A boa constructor.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
Did you get to hear his new collection of wolf puns? They are howl-arious, absolutely rib cracking.
How can a camel walk the desert without getting hungry? Because of all the sandwhiches there.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
Two fruit flies are out for dinner.
I'm really enjoy this date...”
“Yeah, but it’s only half rotten.”