What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Why are parrots so good at improvisation? Because they know how to wing it!
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
All these years of technological developments and I still haven’t seen a colour photo of a zebra.
What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?
"I've got Nunavut."
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What's the difference between a sniper with Parkinson's Disease and a constipated owl?
One can shoot but can't hit...
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
How does a bear get from one place to another?
On a bear-o-plane.
What do drunk kangaroos play?
Hopscotch.
What did the lion say to his cubs when he was first teaching them how to hunt? Don’t cross the road until you see the zebra crossing!
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
How can you tell if a crab is drunk?
It walks straight
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
Why was the pig crying? Because he was boar-ed to tears.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.