What do you get when you put four ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
The inventor of mosquito repellent likely did not know where to begin...
I guess he would have to start from scratch.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
It may seem a bit corny but we appreciate you working your tail off for us.
Q. What do swine use to chat up a date?
A. Pig-Up Lines!
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
I entered my pig into a pig race but he pulled a ham string.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What kind of monkey likes seafood?
A shrimpanzee.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?
It wasn’t on porpoise!
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.
There is nothing impaws-sible if you’re as brave as a tiger!
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
How do penguins make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
What was the dog’s favorite book?
Winnie the Pooch. He loves to read a lot of story tails before bed.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do you call a werewolf who doesn't know he's a werewolf ?
Unawarewolf.