What would bears be without bees?
Ears.
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
Why did the guy kill the fly?
It was bugging him.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do penguins eat for lunch?
Ice burg-ers.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a mouse that doesn't eat, drink, or even walk? A computer mouse.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Why do people hate bee puns?
Because they don’t want to beelieve they are good
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
Looking after more than one elephant at a time requires the ability to multi-tusk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For some light refreshment!
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!