What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
What kind of musical instrument do mice play? A mouse organ! Why do mice have long tails? Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
There was a fight at the fish restaurant last night.
Two haddock got battered.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account?
They were prime mates.
How do you make a duck sing soul music?
Put him in the microwave until his Bill Withers
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
Q. What haapens if a gorilla sits on your piano?
A. You get a flat note.
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
What do you call a rubber bumper on a yacht?
A shark absorber.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
What’s long, green and goes hith?
A snake with a lisp.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Q: Which U.S. state do tigers like the most?
A: Maine.
What has 6 legs, red hair, and flies?
No, seriously. This thing is scaring the heck out me.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
Don't worry, bee happy!
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.