What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you call a bee you can't understand? A mumble bee.
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
How did the hammerhead do on his test?
He nailed it.
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Did you know that camels can last longer without water than se*?
They can go three weeks without water, but can't go a day without a hump.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What swims in the sea, carries a machine gun, and makes you an offer you can't refuse?
The Codfather.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
An M.C. Hammerhead.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
What do tigers sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells! Jungle bells!
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
Two snakes parted.
The first one said, “Fangs for the memories”.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Who’s a llama’s favorite pop singer?
Llama Del Ray.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.
What sound do 8 sheep make?
Octo-bah.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Why didn’t the lobster and crab share their lunch with an octopus?
Because they are too shellfish.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
I thought Lord Of The Flies was about entomology.
It really bugs me that it isn't.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.