What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
What do sloths make when it snows? Slow Angels.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Have you seen my lobster?
I'm worried he might by a lost claws.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
What do you call an American Bee?
A USB.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do you call an turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
I went to the Veterinarian today.
She really knew how to make my dog heal.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?
A flightoplankton.
How come Crabs never share with their friends?
Because they're Shellfish.
What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.