A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
If I had a talking parrot, the first thing I would teach it to say is "Help, they've turned me into a parrot!"
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why can’t you trust snakes?
They speak with forked tongues.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What do you call a fascist mosquito?
Benito Mosquitollini.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What do you call a lobster that's afraid of tight spaces?
Claw-strophobic
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
Why did the bank have the squirrel arrested?
He was foraging checks.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What did the bear say when her date showed up too early?
I’ll be out in a minute, I’m bearly dressed.
Which are the best mathematicians amongst the snake family?
The adders.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
How does a penguin make pancakes?
With its flippers.
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Why was the whale so sad?
The fish was said because he was a Blue whale!
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk.
Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.