What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs bunny
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
If there's a bee in my hand, then what's in my eye?
Beauty.
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why are fish so smart?
They are always in schools!
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What do you call a kangaroo that asks for seconds on ramen?
A more-soupial
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Which side of a penguin has the most feathers?
The outside.
What’s black and white and stands in the corner?
A naughty panda.
Which city do hamsters live in?
Hamsterdam.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.