Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What's the opposite of an elephant?
An eleph-antonym.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
How do you measure a mosquito’s harddrive?
With bug bytes.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?
They think you are nuts.
What do you call a funny snake?
Hissssssterical.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long.
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs.
What type of food do worms like?
Your Halloween Candy!
What did the squirrel say to its baby before it had to leave?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Where do dolphin races end?
Dolphinish line!
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call it when a sloth eats a second plate of food?
Slothy seconds
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.