What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, Hubble, Hubble!
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
I was at the beach today when I saw a man in the sea yelling “Help, shark! Help!”
I just laughed. I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
There was a fight at the fish restaurant last night.
Two haddock got battered.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
Something’s goat to give.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
My dog went on his first date.
But she was a mal-TEASE.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Tigers are like army soldiers. They both grow up to earn some stripes.
Kangaroo: [dials 9-1-1] I can’t find my kids!
9-1-1: Did you check your pockets?
Kangaroo: [pats pouch] Oh… nevermind.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
It may seem a bit corny but we appreciate you working your tail off for us.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.