What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisstory.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
How do fish play the drums?
With Fish Sticks.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Lost.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Anything unrelated to elephants is irrelephant.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call someone who loves dogs?
A pug addict.
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What breed of dog will laugh at any joke?
A Chi-ha-ha
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What do you call a bee who never brags?
A humble-bee
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
How do whales make a decision?
They flipper coin.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
How do you say farewell to a very optimistic insect?
Buoyant!
Before training its killer dolphins, Iran had to convert them to fishlam.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What did the snake give to his wife?
A goodnight hiss.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
What did the little piglet want from the swine?
A piggyback ride home.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.
My dyslexia has reached a new owl.