How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What do you call a otter that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
Why did the viper, viper nose?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief.
Turtles keep on winning battles because they are perfect at shelling their enemies.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
My brother was trampled to death by a flock of sheep.
May he rest in fleece.
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Why do piglets take home economics in school? To learn how to sow.
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
Snaked.
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
Why was the crab embarrassed?
Because the sea weed.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
A lion would never cheat on its wife.
But a Tiger wood.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
He was a bison.
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
How does Toucan Sam wear a belt?
He puts it through his loops
What do you call a fight between squirrels?
A squarrel
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.