The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What do you call an electrically charged seal?
A seal ion.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is.
Personally, I think it’s the sea.
What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.
What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Where do the teenaged polar bears go to dance?
To the snow-ball.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Why don’t dolphins have hair?
They have whale pattern baldness.
Why did the guy kill the fly?
It was bugging him.
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
There was so much crackling on the line, I thought a pig was disturbing the phone.
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What animal jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What is a snake’s favorite dance?
The Mamba.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
When you cross a sheep and a wolf, you will end up with a new sheep, you can’t make such a costly mistake with wolves.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
My dog won’t get off the PlayStation He’s been playing Fi-fur all day.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
What do the lady pigs say when someone leaves the toilet seat up? “Hoof-orgot to put the seat down?"
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.