What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
Where do dogs go after the their tails fall off?
The re-tail store.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
What do you call an alert ant?
Vigil-ant.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
The lobster is one shell of an animal.
Why did the koala bear eat so much eucalyptus? He simply couldn’t leaf it alone.
Why did the spider crawl up the elephants leg the second time?
It got pissed off the first time.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
What did the duck who learned physics say?
Quark, quark.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
All seals live at the same elevation
Seal level.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What did Shakespeare say when he was angry with his Dalmatian?
Out, out, damned spot.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!