What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
How can you tell when a polar bear is moving?
There’s a “fur sale” sign in the yard.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter...
Q: Why did the tiger eat the lamp?
A: He wanted a light lunch.
What does the parrot get at the end of a restaurant meal? The bill!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What do you call a talking kangaroo?
A quantum leap.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Wolfs are named after lots of things around and about them. For instance, lumberjack wolfs are known as timber wolfs.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside? A mouse sandwich!
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed, and sometimes they vacation at the river bed.
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?
Independ-ant.
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
Why don’t snakes drink coffee?
Because it makes them viperactive.
Don't worry, bee happy!
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
Today I went to the bee store
And I wanted 12 bee's but when I checked out the cashier gave me 13 and I asked him why he gave me 13 instead of 12 and he said it was a free bee.
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
A spider crawled under my keyboard a few minutes ago.
Good news: I’ve got it under Ctrl.
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, that’s weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess that’s what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What do you call a tiger who always gets the same grades as one other person? A tie-ger.