What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How did the tigers greet the other animals in the jungle? "Hey! Pleased to eat you."
Did you hear about the snake who wrote a love letter to his girlfriend?
He sealed it with a hiss.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why was the pig a pathological liar? It’s a porcine-ality disorder.
Where is the best place to get camel milk?
Straight from the Dromedairy.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Why don't squirrels have any friends?
Because they drive everyone nuts.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the worm say to his friend when he got stuck in pumpkin?
Worm your way out of that one!
What was Muhammad Ali’s favorite breed of dog?
A boxer.
Why was there a troop of gorillas protesting outside the biscuit factory?
They wanted to stop the production of animal crackers.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do fish use to weigh themselves?
Scales!
How do you get yarn out of a snake?
Wait until it sheds its skein.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What type of dog can use a phone?
A dial-matian.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?
A strait pride parade.
What do you call a happy penguin?
A penGRIN.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.