What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
What do penguins drink during the summer?
Iced tea.
I met this really beautiful crustacean, but I lobst her number.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
Why did the otter cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What do you give a panda when it is sick?
Pandadol.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
What did the squirrel say to its baby before it had to leave?
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
My dog wants to be a tradesman.
I think he wants to be a woof-er.
Why can’t you trust snakes?
They speak with forked tongues.
In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python."
"Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know."
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How does a koala get from one place to another? On a gondkoala.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with athlete’s foot.
What do pigs learn in the army? Ham to ham combat.
A wolf that uses bad language is known as a swearwolf.
Where do flies go for a holiday?
Flywaii.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron