What do you call the worlds tallest mosquito?
Himalarya.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What do you call a nervous baby ant?
A little antsy.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What do you get when you combine a kangaroo with a donkey?
A Kick-Ass
What do you call a veterinarian that specializes in canines?
A dogtor.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?
"I've got Nunavut."
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?
A strait pride parade.
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
3 animals enter a bar. A lion, a tiger and a bear.
Oh my!
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Just finished my first shift as a lion impersonator.
It was a roaring success.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Thinking about selling my crab so i could make money. Then I realised "am I really this shellfish"?
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What’s black and white, has eight wheels and travels very fast?
A panda on roller skates.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old? Look for the grey hares.
What do you call a kangaroo sanctuary?
A kazoo.
What did the sea say to the penguin?
Nothing, it just waved.
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
Have you ever had a dream about a bear eating you?
I call them bite-mares.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.