What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
What do polar bears have for lunch?
Ice burgers.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
What do you call a pig with skin problems? A wart-hog.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
Why do dogs find it hard to work the TV remote?
Because they always hit the paws button.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I wanted to catch a squirrel but I didn't know how.
So I decided to climb a tree and act like a nut.
I watched a good film about fishing last night.
It had a great cast.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because then the kids have to play indoors.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite game?
Jump rope.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What kind of cheese do rodents like?
Mousearella.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A booffalo.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
Why did the bees go on strike? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
I invented a device that can stop a snake in its tracks.
It's made of asphalt.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Why did the pig get fired? Insu-boar-dination.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.