What do koalas do when they see social injustice happening in the world? They fight for ekoalaty!
What do you call bears with no ears?
B.
Did you hear about the koala bear in the church choir? Yeah, they say he sings bearitone.
Did you hear about the psychic hermit crab?
Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
Who is a snake’s favorite author?
William Snakespeare.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
I ordered chicken fingers tossed in Buffalo sauce the other day
I asked the chef to be gentle while tossing them though. Because they’re tenders.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What do you call a fish with a tie?
Sofishticated!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What’s black and white and as hard as a rock?
A panda that’s fallen in cement.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
A chap sees a zebra sitting on a seat beside him in the cinema eating popcorn. He says “what are you doing here?” The zebra says, “well, I enjoyed the book”.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
I started dating a girl I really like. She's really into bees.
I think she's a keeper
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
When does a sloth go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.