What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
Why couldn’t the pig tie his shoelaces? He was too ham-fisted.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
What to spiders eat in Paris?
French flies.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
The only things wolves have that no other animal on the face of the earth has are wolf cubs.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
What did the baby mosquito say after his first flight?
“Mama, mama! Did you see that? Everyone was clapping for me!”
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?
A little otter...
Why don't crabs give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
Because they had a crush on each other.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.