What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
How does a dog stop a TV show?
He presses paws.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
My pet owl will soon turn 180.
He's not old, he just has a bad neck.
Whichever gator stole all the food, we'll catch the crook-a-dile.
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What do you call a FISH with no Eyes? A FSH.
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant-ten-eye.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque.
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court?
For kitty littering.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
"Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a python."
"Oh you can’t get round me like that, you know."
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why couldn't the squirrel eat the macadamia nut?
It was one tough nut to crack.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
How did the penguin pass his driving test?
He winged it.
Who is the wasps' favorite singer?
Sting.
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What do married snakes have on their bath towels?
Hiss and Hers.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What do you call it when cephalopods start becoming more strict about things?
Kraken down.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
What do you get when you mix an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!