Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What sound does a llama’s doorbell make?
Llama llama ding dong.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What's yellow and black and yellow and black and yellow and black?
A wasp rolling down a hill.
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What do you call a happy penguin?
a Pen-Grin!
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
How do you know when a cephalopod has been using your toilet?
Squid marks.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How do you get two whales in a car?
Start in England and drive west.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
I got in a fight with a crab yesterday.
When I punched him he ran, goon.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What is a grandma sheep called?
A baaaa-nana
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a jelly?
The collie wobbles.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an angry man? A kangryoo
What did the fish say to the other fish? Pucker-fish!
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put the fish in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What kind of shark is always gambling?
A card shark.
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat? A dirty kid.