What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Why did the chimpanzee cross the road?
Because he had to take care of some monkey business.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German are all watching a dolphin do some excellent tricks.
The dolphin notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he jumps higher out of the water and calls out, 'Can you all see me now?' And they respond: 'Yes.' 'Oui.' 'Sí.' 'Ja.'
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
A spider saw a car he liked at the dealership and decided to take it out for a spin.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?
A strait pride parade.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
My dog is very poor.
He can’t afford a “woof” over his head.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you call a bear with no arms and no legs?
An ambulance. This is no time for jokes.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.
What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Why are snakes hard to fool?
They have no legs to pull.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish.
What did you call the cat next door 10,000 years ago?
A neighbor-toothed tiger.