What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
What is a kangaroo’s favorite season?
Spring!
Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!
When the wolf stood on the grape, the latter said nothing but let out a little bit of a wine.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What do you call a shrimp hit by a car?
Road krill.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: Why did the tiger cross the road?
A: To stop the zebra crossing.
What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
Why was the crab embarrassed?
Because the sea weed.
What happened when they planted new bamboo trees at the zoo?
It was pandamonium out there!
Was the koala able to complete the grueling 26-mile marathon? Bearly.
If you want to name a smart pig, name him Cunningham.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
I saw a lion in a bar, trying to pick up a lioness literally half his age
and I'm like "man, you must have *no* pride"
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
How come Crabs never share with their friends?
Because they're Shellfish.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What do llamas always say when they introduce themselves?
“Fleeced to meet you.”
Thought I saw a zebra in a field near my house recently, turned out to be a horse in his pyjamas.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
I've always liked Buffalo Springfield....
....For What it's Worth.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
My wife: Oh look, here's instructions on building a carpenter bee trap.
Me: Shouldn't they be able to do that themselves?
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Which animal can hibernate while standing on its head?
Yoga Bear.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What did the llama say when he found out he had been robbed?
“I’ve been fleeced!”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.