What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
What do you call an irate kangaroo?
A k-angry-oo.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What do you call an ant who can’t speak?
A mute ant.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
He would only do the bear minimum.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow.
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
Hard cheese!
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
I saw a mosquito in the kitchen. I could have killed it, but I let it fly away...
That's probably going to come back to bite me later.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A polygon.
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog because it croaks every night.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.