When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do you call a mosquito with a turbo?
A bug-hati.
What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?
Fritos.
Why did the lion cross the road? Because he saw a zebra-crossing...
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
They’re too high maintenance.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirty.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Do you think you know more parrot jokes than me? Toucan play that game!
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Why did the penguin cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet?
Wait until he’s finished.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?
Son: I dunno. Where?
Dad: at Camelot.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What fish perform at the circus?
Clown fish!
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
How can a bear catch fish without a pole?
They use their bear hands.
Each year, lots of wolves go treating in howl-o-ween.
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!