What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil serpent.
What's the difference between and Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your face in a Buffalo.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Flaked tuna is a great product for both campers, and dolphins
It's truly useful for all in tents, and porpoises.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
Why wasn't the hunter allowed to bring his antelope and buffalo with him on the plane?
You're only allowed one carrion.
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
What did the pig say on the warm summer’s day?
“I’m bacon.”
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Kangaroos can grow up to six feet.
Most only grow two.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Whenever I go to a zoo, I only ever see dogs.
They were Shiht-zus.
What do you call a dog that sneezes?
Achoo-huahua.
What’s the sequel to that?
Fuller mouse!
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
Dolphins don't have accidents.
They do everything on porpoise.
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What does pooh eat at parties?
Blue bear-y pie.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
How do you get down off a horse?
You don’t, you get down off a duck.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.