What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
A zebra is the safest place to cross the road. Unless you are actually a zebra.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
What do you call Spider-Man at his full potential
Petest Parkest.
What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Why do you never see koalas wearing shoes? Because they love going bearfoot.
What did the banana do when he saw the monkey?
The banana split.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
What do you call an angry kangaroo?
Hopping mad.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
What do you call two kangaroos who live together?
Roo-mates.
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
Riding a camel really isn't as hard as they say it is.
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What’s black and white, has four legs and a trunk?
Two pandas on holiday.