What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Why don’t pigs eat cake? Because they’re morally opposed to bacon.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
When does a sloth go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
Which fish can perform operations?
A Sturgeon.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
What is a dog’s favorite movie series?
Fifty shades of Greyhound.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Why don’t Alpacas like singing with background music?
They prefer to sing alpacapella.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t get warm?
Coolant.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
Why do spider-musicians always have such long concert tours?
Because they have so many legs.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What do you call a kangaroo that’s exhausted from trespassing?
Out of bounds.
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What do you call a bear with a bad attitude?
The bearer of bad news.
My dog recently joined a gang. Now he’s all about that pug-life.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
Why did the tiger eat the tightrope walker?
It wanted a balanced diet.
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
I told a friend that I thought his pet zebra was a fake. He said, “Well spotted”.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What do you call a small, two winged insect resembling a mosquito that likes to keep the peace?
A diplognat!
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?
Anything you want, he can’t hear you.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
A fight between tiger and lion broke out. Both of them wanted to become the next empe-roar of the jungle.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.