Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Where do most koala movie stars live? In Koalawood, Koalafornia, of course!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What do llamas say when you tell them something obvious?
“No spit, Sherlock.”
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?
The seal of approval.
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What's the opposite of a positive crocodile?
A negator
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Where does a tiger sleep?
Anywhere he wants to!
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
A kid at the spelling bee was asked to spell "inward"
A teacher tackled him after the first G
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you get when you cross a sloth and a Scottish rock band? Slow Patrol.
What did the Mountain lion say to the bathroom attendant?
Out of the way, I’m about to Puma pants!
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
One day I saw a squirrel burying lotto tickets under a large bush, so I asked him what he was doing.
He told me he was hedging his bets.
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.