What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do you give a panda when it is sick?
Pandadol.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
What did the dolphin say to the blue whale?
“Cheer up!”
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
Which are the best mathematicians amongst the snake family?
The adders.
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What is a three toed sloth's favorite kind of chip?
Fritos.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
Why do pandas like old movies?
Because they’re in black and white.
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What does the like to parrot wear to the beach? A beak-ini!
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Beakaboo
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What happens when two snails get into a fight? They slug it out!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large chested crab?
One’s a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What’s the first line of the pig bible? “In the bacon-ing…”
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.