What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!
What do you name a synthetic parrot?
PollyEster
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
What is the best period of a bee's relationship?
The honeymoon.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot air baboon.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
What’s the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A tiger always tells the truth, the other one is always lie-on.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What do you call a hamster in between two slices of bread?
A ham sandwich.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What does an owl need after having a bath?
A t-owl.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
Why are Siberian tigers so happy at Christmas time? Because it is snowy, and they get to look like white tigers.
Q: How did the tiger perform during the show?
A: He was a roaring success.
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What is one of the big tiger's most favorite hangout places? A shopping maul.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
Just finished my first shift as a lion impersonator.
It was a roaring success.
Why don't turkeys like math?
Because when they added three to five...
They got Ate.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Enough drumstics for a month.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.