How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A panda rolling down a hill.
What's the difference between and Buffalo and a Bison?
You can't wash your face in a Buffalo.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What did the Golden Retriever say to the beautiful poodle?
You’re looking very fetching.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why did the fish cross the road?
The chicken had the days off!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
It got lockjaw.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
Have you noticed that most wolf parties begin at around midnight? Well, it is not by coincidence, it is so that they can have a howling good time.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
“Hoofeels hungry?”
Did you hear about the incident at the tiger exhibit?
It was a big cat-astrophe
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
What mouse was a Roman emperor?
Julius Cheeser!
Hit the hammer that judges have and says “worm court is in session”. Then says
“All writhe”
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
Why do seals swim in salt water ?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
What’s black and white and goes round and round?
A panda stuck in a revolving door.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
How do you make a telephone in the jungle?
With toucans and a piece of string.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What do you say to a bee that bothers you?
"Buzz off!"
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do you call an insect that can’t drink milk?
Lactose intoler-ant.
What happened when the tiger ate the comedian?
He felt funny!