What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
Q: What does a tiger call an antelope?
A: Fast food.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Where does a camel go after he's eaten his main course? He walks straight to the desert trolley.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
Just had Lobster Bisque for the first time!
It was souper good!
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
A sloth walks in to a bar and waves to get the bartender’s attention, and says I’ll have...... a soda water.
The bartender replies “why the long paws?”
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
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What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Why do worms hate graveyards?
They keep bumping into skeletons!
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
Why did the kangaroo hesitate?
He didn’t want to jump to a conclusion.
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Oysters don’t share their pearls because they’re shellfish!
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why do cats have minty breath? Because they use mousewash
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
The worst part about being a giraffe…
Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
It was reported that a tiger recently exploded in the forest fire. They say it was a Royal Bang-al Tiger.
What is a snake’s favorite TV show?
Monty Python.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
Snaked.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!