Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot? Because it's not fast food.
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
I asked my dog why he was having a bad day.
But all he said was “ruff”.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
When pigs work together, it’s known as collab-boar-ation.
Why did the elephant start the stampede?
Because it wanted to be herd.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Why did they take Polly away?
He went crackers!
Why did the two boa constrictors get married?
Because they had a crush on each other.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Llama know if you don’t like these puns and alpaca my suitcase and leave!
What’s the silliest name you can give a tiger?
Spot.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What does Harry Potter use when sealing packages?
His Parceltongue.
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Where do squirrels go when they have a nervous breakdown?
To the nut-house.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Of all the best pieces of wolf advice, this is my favorite, “stand fur what you believe”
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a mouse that doesn’t like being known about-?
Anonymouse.