How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
How does a penguin get around?
By icicle.
What’s small, furry and slightly purple? A koala holding its breath!
Bee warned.
Bee puns really sting.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What do you call a dog that sneezes?
Achoo-huahua.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What do you can a kangaroo covered in tape?
Hopscotch
Where are sharks from?
Finland!
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese!
Why don`t ducks tell jokes when they fly?
Because they would quack up.
Why don't crabs donate to charity?
They're shellfish penny pinchers.
How do you stop a bear from charging?
Take away its credit cards.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Why was the crab embarrassed?
Because the sea weed.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?
Her glass flipper!
I know a guy who absolutely loves his pet Parrot.
He is Polly-Amorous.
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
Q: What does the tiger use to brush his mane?
A: A catacomb.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Today I learned that mosquitoes love type-B blood.
Oops. sorry, type-O.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.