If Jim has 15 watermelons and throws one at Mary, what does Mary have?
“A really bad headache!”
What excuse did the late watermelon give his boss? He said be there in 5 boss, I’m just rind the corner.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.
Forget about watermelons, I heard having a windmelon your property is the best way to get clean and renewable electricity.
Why do watermelons take such a long time to make decisions?
“They’re always melon it over.”
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
What does the watermelon say to its girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? – “You are one in a melon!”
Do you know what you call the outside of a watermelon?
“Rind of.”
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.
What did the watermelon wife say to his stinky husband? You’ve got a strange smelon you today.
Did you hear the one about the watermelon pirate who went to the Caribbean? Must have desperately wanted to catch some arrgh and arrgh.
Why shouldn’t you go into business with a watermelon?
“They’re seedy.”
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
Why does every watermelon want to be in the Guinness book of records? Because there’s a lot of watermelon smashing to be done.
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Why did the watermelon go crazy?
“He lost his rind.”
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.