How does the recipe for German Sauerbraten begin? "First invade ze kitchen."
Why do baby seals swim in salt water? Cause pepper water makes them sneeze.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking? He ran out of Thyme.
What does a nosey pepper do? Gets Jalapeno business.
Chefs earn a meager celery, cumin home beat they just want to read the pepper and spend thyme with the kids.
What do you get when you spice up date night? Netflix and Chilis.
Why did the farmer feed his pigs a mixture of sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce? He wanted sweet and sour pork.
What vegetable is not allowed on ships? Leeks.
What did the salt shaker say to the graint of salt? Why you INSALT MEEE.
What does a good spice rack help you win? The Hunger Games.
I cut a dill with this spicy mami, but at the last minute she ginger mind.