What did the pumpkin say to the jar? Soon I will be ajar too.
Sorry kids - we won't be carving pumpkins this year... Sorry to squash your enthusiasm.
What do you call a strong pumpkin?
A Jacked-o-Lantern.
My dad said he wanted to steal a pumpkin
but all the stores were well-gourded.
I'm the pun King of Halloween.
What do you call a pumpkin that can slam dunk a basketball?
Michael Gourdan.
I went to the backyard this morning and saw a bird of prey drinking a pumpkin spice latte.
It was a millennial falcon.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles? A penguin carrying a Jack-o-lantern.
Don't be a jerk-o-lantern
A dog in a pumpkin patch is called...
a pumpkin pooch.
What did one Jack-o-lantern say to the other? Cut it out!
What does a surprised pumpkin say?
OH MY GOURD!
My son just tried to tell me a joke about pumpkins.
Oh, gourd, was it awful.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist?
Because it needed a filling.