What’s the difference between a delivery driver and the pizza they deliver?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
How do you get a musician off your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What does a pizza say when it wants to cuddle?
Fold me close.
Why does the mushroom always get invited to pizza parties?
Because he’s such a fungi!
What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
What pizza do dogs eat?
Puperoni.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?
There’s mushroom for improvement.
What is the best way to stop a pizza curling?
Hide its brush.
How can you tell if you are in love?
If they stole a pizza your heart.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.