What did the pizza say when it asked the topping out on a date?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie hard.
What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
Join us and let’s make pizza cheese grate again.
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste.
What did the parmesan say when it broke up with the mozzarella?
Sorry but I am too mature for you.
Damn, look at that pizza! It's an over panchiever.
“Waiter, will my pizza be long?”
“No sir, it will be round!”
What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A piZZZZZZa.
What do pizza delivery guys and porn stars both see too much of?
Stiff tips.
I burnt my Hawaiian pizza.
I should have used aloha temperature.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.