What did the orange say to the lemon?
"'yello!"
What did the pickle say to the lemon?
I relish our time together
What do you call an attractive, Jewish lemon with no worldly possessions?
An aesthetic ascetic acidic Hasidic.
What do you call an evil lemon?
Sour On
What happens to Germans when they eat too many lemons?
They become sour krauts.