Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week?
Fry-day.
What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?
An antidought!
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi’ jam in.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.
Did you hear the joke about the donut? Probably not, it was crummy!
Knock, knock
Who’s there? CIA CIA, who? CI ate your last doughnut!
I allow myself only one donut per year.
This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
What’s the best thing to put in a donut?
Your teeth.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
What happened to the renegade donuts?
They went down in a glaze of glory.
Knock Knock
Who’s there Justin Justin who? Justin time to make the donuts!
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?
“Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
Where was the first donut cooked?
In Greece.
Why do donuts hate puns so much?
They donut like to joke around!
What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?
Frosty the Dough-Man!
The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.”
The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
What kind of donuts fly? Plain ones!
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What’s the National Donut Day theme song?
“Donut Stop Believing.”
How busy was the donuts day? It was jam packed!
Why did the donut start going to therapy? It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole!