What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
How can you tell that a blondes been baking chocolate chip cookies? Theres M&M shells all over the floor.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE