What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
How do playful monkeys go down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Why did the banana go out with a lemon?
Because it couldn't find a date!
What do you call two banana skins?
A pair of slippers.
He says to the doctor, "Help me Doc, what's the matter with me?"
The doctor replies, "That's easy. You're not eating properly."
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.