What do you call a banana who gets all the girls?
A banana smoothie.
This guy walks into the doctor's office with a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey!
They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Apparently, they're long enough already.
What should you do if you see a blue banana?
Try and cheer it up.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal!
Did you hear about the banana who went to the doctor's because he wasn't peeling very well?